Tralala...

Tralala... ;) Those who get it - well superb. Those who don't get it - well whatever.

Anyway, I just can't stop reading this blog - http://poeticsymmetry.blogspot.in/

Joh bhi.

Types of Boyfriends

-->Raj/Rahul: He is in his first relationship or first love, with a similar (like him) type of a girl. He likes to pamper the girl with surprises and gifts. Long and frequent phone calls are routine. Too mushy. People around them often call them love birds.His’ (and his gf’s) philosophy is governed by, “Hum ek baar jeete hai ek baar marte hai, pyaar bhi ek baar hota aur shaadi bhi..” :O 

Testing waters: He lives for the thrill of being with a different girl all the time. He is moderately educated, moderately rich and is a glib talker (reminds of Jr. B!!?). Girls often find him charming (oh! JR. B). He is always available and will never commit because usually 'He doesn't know what it is!’  (Oh! No Jr. B… then may be the ex… Salll.. I am scared!? ;)) He never loves a girl though he likes them all. He will try to explore as much as possible in whatever time available to him.

Time governs his marriage and not the girl as he marries his gf, whosoever she is when he is of the marriageable age. (Marriageable age… errr.. Salll..) . 

I love you… errr but love all?: He lives for the thrill of being called a casanova, in his friend circle. He boasts about his encounters with girls to his guy friends. He pampers his gfs, so as to keep her with him. He often has to work hard to keep his girls happy. However, once it becomes difficult to cope up with the girl's expectations, he tends to move on to the next girl. (Aww… too many curses he shoulder, but then who cares!)

 

“Mere Paas Paisa hai”: Son of a rich father. Call him the ‘loser’, though still valued in his group of focus-less (read: loser) friends. He, the loser, will select the ‘lose’ girl. A good looking girl who will easily fall for money, slight pampering, and expensive gifts. His main focus is to flaunt his girlfriend to his friends. He won’t leave any opportunity to show his muscle power if a guy makes a pass on his gf. (tune ye kiya *beep beep* *dishum dishum*). The moment he breaks up with his gf, he would like to be with a better looking girl to make a point to his ex and to his friends. 

Inke dost inki kayenaat hai: They are school or college friends. Saari Kayenaat (read: friend circle) inhe milane ki koshish karti hai. (yawn!) “Why don’t you ask her out? You are made for each other. You guys look great together.” They start going around and soon their behavior reflects less of bf-gf rather more of ‘mia-biwi’. OBVIOUSLY! They end up tying the knot.

Errr… Theirs isn’t a JTYJN (Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na) story because it is not even remotely as exciting as JTYJN. 

“We are distinct”: He is educated and ambitious and expects same level of intellectual abilities from his gf (2 types). Type 1: She is as ambitious as him and is in a similar type of profession. Type 2: girl who might not be from same profession but is unconventional, has studied from the best college in the country, is always clad in fab india clothes and is a part of the IHC and exhibition culture. He tends to be slight (or more) eccentric and that is what the girl likes the most about him (no! she will never admit that). A strict No to - Spending long hours on phone & PDA. They provide space for each others craft. It is a liberating relationship.

They always believe that they are distinct from the rest of the couples. (fallacy, eh? ;)) 

Just Chill: “Chalo bore ho rahe hai girlfriend bana lo.. timepass ho jayega!” She is more of a companion for him. Non-committal is basis of the relationship, which often culminates into a live-in. They welcome each other in each others friend circles. Soon expectations and arguments tend to surface, which defeat the very idea of an open relationship. They feel restricted, jealous, insecure, and feel that they are losing the social contact with their own friends.

From ‘just chill’ to the blaming each other with the uncool ‘eerrrr… *beep beep*’, and they say tata-goodbye!

KKKKK… Kiran: Initially, the girl enjoys the gifts and surprises as she thinks of him being moderately possessive, caring and loving. However, he later tends to show overtly possessive streaks. As he usually doesn't have many friends so he wants all her time. In exceptional cases, he might control her email accounts. Soon, the girl gets irritated with his emotions and starts fancying other guys. She will never be disloyal because he will always keep a check on her to let her go astray. Later she finds it difficult to dump him because he becomes the Pidilite Fevicol. (dump him and he will bump in outside your house, your office, your gym, your dancing school, your salon etc. Gosh! A parasite or is it a pest? Whatever…) Oh yeah! This couple to the world will be an arrogant and overindulged couple. 

Not the bfs but wannabe bfs: They try to capitalise even the remote possibility of finding a girl. They will hang out with friends, asking them to invite girls. “Yaar! Bandiyan wagera aarahi hai naa party mein…?”

(Inputs from: Saurabh Jain and Tarun Kumar... thank you guys for enriching my limited knowledge ;) :))